Music sounds.
Against the background of soft-sounding instrumental music, the hosts enter the stage. The song sounds (at first without words, and then with words) - Yuri Antonov "Under the roof of your house." The song gradually subsides, and the presenters enter. Leaders (in order)
1. We are all in a hurry for miracles,
But there is nothing more wonderful
2. Than meet you here again
Under the roof of your house…
1.Dear friends! It is not by chance that we named our celebratory meeting with such words! "Under the roof of his house ..."
2. The fact is that by the amount of time spent here, and for many other reasons, the school can safely claim the title home for each of us.
1. So, in our house ...
2. (corrects him reproachfully). In our home it is a holiday today!
Together. Teacher's Day!
Sounds like classical music, setting all those present in a special, solemn way.
1. Teacher! - An ageless word! Always fresh and forever new! While the earth is spinning in the Universe, The profession of a teacher is imperishable!
Music sounds louder
2. Teacher's Day is a special holiday, because every person celebrates it today, no matter who he is: a miner, doctor, musician, economist, pilot, programmer or president of the country.
1. And no wonder, because, first of all, he is someone's former student!
2. Everyone remembers their favorite teachers all their lives, which means that no one today remains indifferent to this holiday!
1. How many kind faces will come to life in the memory of people today, how many native voices will sound!
2. And let the city not be colored today,
Let the fanfares and salutes not thunder, -
In my heart I was marked with special joy,
He is dear to everyone, no doubt, absolutely -
Together.
Teacher's Day!
1.. Our dear teachers, please accept our most sincere congratulations on the holiday and from us ...
2. And from all former, present and future students.
1. Accept heartfelt congratulations from redheads and blondes,
2.Brunettes and Compositae,
1. Curly and combed,
2. Obedient and, to put it mildly, not very ...
Together.But very, very loving you!
SONG "MIRACLE SCHOOL"
(to the motive of the song "Chunga-Changa")
How we live together, have fun,
We learn notes, we sing songs.
Our school is our home
And we can't live without school.
Chorus.
Our school is a miracle
It's so fun for everyone
It's so great for all the people
Let it be so?
(Repeat chorus twice.)
Every student knows
That without a school, the world grows dim in an instant.
Our kids love school.
School, school is the best time.
Chorus.
Let the teacher be very strict with us,
I'll try to learn my lesson.
I will not be silent at the blackboard,
Give me a five star rating!
Chorus.
1. Hello!
2 Kate, and Kate!
1. What do you want?
2. What are you doing?
1. Lessons, of course! It’s like you don’t know that tomorrow is a lot of work! I have no time to talk to you, Vika! I haven’t made a contour map, an exercise in Russian and poems have not yet been learned!
2. God bless her, with a map! And poetry too!
1. Why is this?
2. You forgot - tomorrow is Teacher's Day! The teachers will all be kind, kind!
1. So, in your opinion, you don’t need to learn anything? Do you think they won't?
2. Yes, you listen to what I came up with! If they call me to the board, I’ll say that I didn’t sleep all night, I wrote congratulations in verse!
1. Do you think they will believe?
2. (Inspirational.) Believe, believe!
1. (With doubt.) What, you write poetry? You are able to?
2. What is there to be able to do? A couple of rubbish!
1. I doubt it - you will get a deuce again!
2. But no! Let's meet - you'll see how I can do it!
Music sounds, presenters get up from their desks, go towards each otherfriend, meet in the middle and sit down on the steps in front of the stage.
1. Come on, compose!
2. Now, now... (Makes a preoccupied face, folds his hands like a poet, looks into the distance.
2. Wait, Wait ... (Fidgets on the steps, wrinkles his forehead.)
2. Now, now...
1. You said that this is a couple of trifles?
2. Couple, couple! She spoke!
1. Well, come on, write something about ... the director, for example!
2. Now, now... (He closes his eyes, puffs out his cheeks, and blurts out in fright.)
Like the captain of a big ship
On the captain's bridge you stand permanently,
And to the pier called Earth
You will surely lead us through the storms.
Behind you like behind a stone wall.
Help fix problems.
For the leadership of the school country,
On this holiday, "thank you!"
Let's all say!
1. (Admiringly.) Blimey! Yes, you are a real poet! Tell me what is good and what is bad?
2 . It's good to meet the director on the street . It's bad to meet him on the street during lessons.
1. And today we meet our director with respect and invite you to the stage for a welcoming speech.
CONCERT NUMBER
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1. Great you compose poetry! And about the head teacher can you?
2. Yes, easily! Listen!
The service of the head teacher is dangerous and difficult,
And at first glance, as if not visible.
If someone somewhere with us sometimes
Something breaks.
So we have to wage an invisible battle with them
Such an order
He is the head teacher, period.
1. And for our lovely zauchs, our next number.
CONCERT NUMBER
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2. Vika, but I didn’t have time to do Russian and Ukrainian tomorrow! Compose something for Russian and Ukrainian language teachers!
1. Easy! (Thinks for a second, then raises his finger and recites importantly.)
I don't want to walk
I'm learning spelling
Whether I'm learning or not
I'll get a couple tomorrow.
2. You are right, but what about literature.
1. If on literature
You hit the sky with your finger -
Answer without worry:
"I'm looking for inspiration there."
1. You are a genius! Can you talk about math?
2. This is me in a moment! (Puffs up, thinks for a second)
Become Lobachevsky, Descartes,
We are all ready as one
Even if we turn gray at the desks,
We will spare no strength for this.
1. _____________________________________ perform for you
CONCERT NUMBER
2. (clapping hands) Vika, this is great! Well, let's talk about a foreign language!
In notebooks we write tricky
Words in foreign languages.
And soon we'll be scientists
And we can in any city
Communicate with people
In their native language
And we can understand them!
Everyone knows with us that for this
We need to learn the language.
1. Great! How about a little history?
2. Not weak at all! Listen!
On history lesson
We fly like the breeze!
We are waiting for a meeting with our genius!
Everyone will tell you at the right time.
Under a low voice
With pure angelic patience.
1. ______________________________________ perform on stage
CONCERT NUMBER
2. And now about physics!
1. (comfortable) About physics, so about physics!
Whirlwinds of induction blow over us
The forces of Ampere viciously oppress us.
We entered the fatal battle with the fields,
And ahead of all the offsets are waiting for us.
Physics, children, not an easy task,
Smiling from a portrait of Newton,
It's a pity that the apple hung low:
It would be less than a whole law.
1. Dear teachers, accept ________________________ as a gift
CONCERT NUMBER
2. Listen, Vika! And my poems turned out just as well as yours!
1. Come on, come on?
2. My native country is wide!
There are many forests, fields and rivers in it!
We will learn everything in class
What man has mastered.
The geographer will tell us everything,
It will help us to know our homeland.
Through its vast expanses
We will never stop walking!
1. But I remember - you had problems with the teacher of labor - she is strict with you! What will you write for her?
2. We are not afraid of work,
We don't run away from work.
There is work - we go to bed,
1. Oh, and physical education!
2 Yes, I remember!
In gym class
You develop successfully
Three-meter jumps
You run through the hall
And when in neighboring classes
Chandeliers fall on the desks
Immediately and immediately demand
Champion medal.
1. Vika, we almost forgot about the music, huh?
2. About music, about music… Aha! Here!
I will sit on the bench in the evening -
All dogs will bark
How to stretch an accordion
Yes, I will drag out suffering
If I take out the oboe,
All friends will raise a howl
And I will sing under the piano -
The boys will NOT pass by!
1. Yeah. We have fun at the music lesson,
We get deuces - we sing songs!
2. Well done Katya, - you can see right away, my school, although we didn’t go through this lesson!
1. Well, okay, they joked and that's enough.
For this humble creation
We apologize;
Though we deserve punishment Accept our wishes!
1
We are taught objects and live according to the mind,
After the class, we finish the class.
Thank you very much, thank you
Who spares no effort for us.
2 We do not always do as we were taught,
Sometimes we make you sad
We ask for forgiveness, we want to be forgiven
For petty pranks us.
1
AT family life we wish you happiness
May your children love you dearly
Let bad weather bypass you,
And may your path be sunny.
2 We wish you never to get sick,
Do not grieve and do not be sad
Strength, health, creative daring,
We want to be forever young!
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Our teacher
Congratulations song for Teacher's Day to the melody of Demis Roussos' song "Souvenir".
Author: Molokova Anna Vladimirovna, music teacher in elementary school.Description: This paper presents the author's text to the music of the popular song "Souvenir" performed by Demis Roussos.
The music for the song was written by composer Stelios Vlavianos. The song is intended to congratulate teachers by high school students. The song "Our Teacher" thanks to a beautiful soulful melody and simple accessible text is easily remembered by students and sung with desire. It can be performed both in chorus and with soloists in verses, leaving a chorus. The song sounds good both with piano accompaniment and with a backing track. It would be desirable that at such an important professional holiday for the school, on behalf of the children, a new lyrical song to the well-known beautiful music sounded to the teachers.
Target: expression of gratitude to their teachers at the celebration in honor of Teacher's Day.
Tasks:
- improve vocal performance skills;
- to develop the ability to sing in the choir and with soloists;
- educate the ability to express their good attitude towards school teachers.
Our teacher
(To the tune of the song "Souvenir" performed by Demis Roussos)
Leaves are falling from the trees
And words are born again...
And yet we want somehow without words
Send you my love!
Chorus:
You have given us a lot of strength.
We taught life by syllables.
But increasingly quickly began to understand
Everything you need to know in life!
Chorus:
Our teacher, we congratulate you!
Today our whole class has gathered here,
To tell you, our dear teacher,
About how very, very happy we are now!
And we want to wish you
Not very tired with us
So that you have enough patience and strength,
So that no one upsets you.
Chorus:
Our teacher, we congratulate you!
Today our whole class has gathered here,
To tell you, our dear teacher,
About how very, very happy we are now!
On the stage is a group of students. 1st reader: You won't find a better time...
Rustling linden alleys,
Ringing blue enters the holiday
My friends are teachers. 2nd reader: They burn and worry again
Again, everyone is a master and creator,
Give back your wealth
Wealth of thoughts and hearts. 3rd reader: Learning is a must!
Step! The roads are good.
There is no more joyful thing in the world,
Than education of the soul! 4th reader: Mentors - poems and songs;
The sparkle of inspirational lines -
The wisest of all professions
With the name of the proud Teacher!
And today, on a cheerful day, congratulations from us,
Our dear singing teacher, this song is for you! Students sing the song "Smile" from the cartoon "Baby Raccoon" -
1st verse with chorus. 6th reader: In the fifth grade, I, guys,
Everyone calls me Sasha.
Songs to sing and I'm pleased
But I love hard work! 7th reader: From Canada to Tasmania
The distances will be shortened
If you are familiar
with a foreign language. 8th reader: We teach him hard
We torment you with our diction.
English very fast
It's not easy for us to talk.
We love English
And we won't forget him.
Talk to a foreigner
We can do it anyway! 9th reader: We love sports, and therefore teachers.
And although he is armed with a magazine,
None of us see him as a tormentor,
For all his labors - bow to the earth! 10th reader: I'd be in a row all five hours,
Despite the fatigue
And not spending extra words,
I was engaged in physical education. Since childhood, I love to ride,
Jump, tumble.
I want to become an athlete
We just have to try. 1st reader: And I'll make a confession
That I love natural science.
Life on earth is diverse:
How many plants, different animals! 2nd reader: For you and me day by day
Less and less unknown
And every time in class
More and more interesting things. 3rd reader: Dear our teachers!
We promise you to learn
Only four and five
So that you can be proud of us
To be able to do everything and know a lot. Students sing the song “It’s fun to walk together” (music
V. Shainsky) - 1st verse with a chorus.
4th reader: We will study, we will work,
We will repay you for your kindness!
For your love, for your cares
Accept thank you very much from U.S! 5th reader: Thank you for being inquisitive at work,
That we, fidgets, are always patient,
For the fact that without us you could not live,
Thank you family! Thanks a lot! 6th reader: In family life we wish you happiness,
May your children love you deeply.
Let bad weather bypass you,
And let it be sunny every hour! 7th reader: We congratulate you on your holiday,
Never mourn for anything
And we wish you never to get sick,
Happy life, success in everything! 8th reader: Years will pass, centuries of shadow
Disappear, everything closes in a circle. 9th reader: But the word is warm "teacher"
Our hearts are suddenly disturbed. 10th reader: Will always make you remember something
Native, close to you
In the twentieth century and in the two hundredth - Chorus: The teacher is eternal on earth! The melody "School years" sounds. Download >>
Tags for the article: Scenario, Scenario of the holiday, Teacher's Day
Scenario of the holiday "Teacher's Day"
1 dude. On an autumn day, when at the threshold
The cold is already breathing
The school celebrates Teacher's Day -
The holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.
2 dude. Friends! We are happy to see you
And our concert will start now.
Recall only for the viewer:
Today is Teacher's Day.
3 dude. They are the source of glorious deeds!
Their weapon is white chalk,
Pointer, rag and board, -
Farewell, boredom and melancholy!
4 dude. We dedicate the concert to them,
We want to say in advance:
We will play them in faces
And in different genres to represent.
5 dude. Though we sometimes scold them,
But we always run to them in trouble,
And to please them
We will dedicate our concert to them!
6 dude. All genres we want to present to you
And glorify the teacher's work!
7 dude. We will show the teacher's concert!
Our number will be classic!
The mood must be lyrical!
The performance will be satirical!
The song "Wonderful time" sounds.
A student turns to the pianist: Please, colleague! Maestro - on stage!
A pianist comes out with notes, glasses on his nose, a businesslike gait. The “entertainer” takes an important pose and, having taken air into his lungs, performs, accompanied by an accompanist, a romance to the tune of the song “The wide Dnieper roars and groans ...”.
Entertainer (singing)
Lukomorye has a green oak,
And I'm old, and bald, and gray!
And day and night the cat is a scientist
Worked at the school for many years!
Pianist (surprised and indignantly)
What are you singing? What other cat? What Lukomorye? We sing about the Dnieper, which roars and groans!
Entertainer
Guilty! Let's eat first!
(sings)
The wide Dnieper roars and groans, Or maybe someone else is groaning?
(Intensifies voice)
Probably the lessons are over! And everyone rushes home.
Pianist
I do not understand. Which school? Which lessons? We sing about the Dnieper.
Entertainer
Yes of course. I already sang about the Dnieper. Now I sing about school.
Pianist.
But this is impossible!
Entertainer
Everything is possible for teachers! Play, play.
(sings)
It’s not the wide Dnieper that’s groaning now, And in the classrooms, schoolchildren are yelling: “The director drives everyone to the concert, Teachers call us to the hall.”
The "entertainer" bows in all directions, the pianist drags him behind the floor of his jacket backstage.
2 presenter (telling the audience the news).
Have you heard? Came to us
Primitive student.
He leaves on the desks
On textbooks and maps
Dots, dashes, icons,
Squiggles and hooks.
Changed gradually
Every wall in the classroom.
And now we don't have walls
And solid letters.
(surprised).
painted faces
Watching from windows and doors.
The fourth grade became similar
To the savage camp.
(referring to 1 presenter)
What era are you?
Do you have a class or a cave?
1 leading. Once in class
I didn't recognize my class
All of a sudden they turned into Papuans.
They wanted to dance
Laugh, play, chew,
I have never seen such classes!
Chunga-changa dance
1 leader. My teacher! With notebook and book
Whether he stood at the board or not.
He was young, a beardless boy,
And today in wrinkles and gray.
How much is their retirement age
Remember those golden days
When they walked along the alley to the school,
When they were very young.
Scene "Young teacher".
Girls of the 4th grade, portraying teachers, sing verses to the motive of the Russian folk song “There was a birch in the field ...”
Once the school was opened.
We were invited to work
Lu-li, lu-li, opened
We were invited to it.
a thousand things
Gotta decide
have to be on time.
And it doesn't matter, since he turned gray,
After all, we will still be bald!
Now at the table, then at the blackboard,
Now at the blackboard, then at the table.
Life is short, life is fun!
And the rest is all nonsense!
There is a commotion at the back of the stage.
Leading.
If I don't burn
If you don't burn
If it doesn't burn...
Stop! And the kettle on the stove?
That's it, the last one, the fifth one, burned down!
Oh, colleagues, maybe that's enough?
What are you talking about complements?
They would give it on time...
Oh, admire each other?
I'd like to sleep first!
Maybe it's enough to integrate?
So not long to degrade!
And no need for self-expression!
Well, get in position!
Bags, plans, lack of money, children -
Are you familiar with these problems?
Memory tries to grasp the meaning:
Compensation, ambivalence,
And the eyes do not blink, stick together,
Everything is almost indifferent!
There is a teacher in a beautiful dress,
Picked up on the courses of words:
Problems, perception -
And the mother-in-law stays at home with the children!
And the psychologist keeps saying about adaptation,
About the approach, about hypnosis.
Oh, this emancipation for me -
Children have no time to wipe their nose!
Still, you need to focus...
What did they say? visual analyzer?
Lord, it won't end until tomorrow!
Hey! Don't know if they'll get paid?
Which year is like a bream in a frying pan,
And the taste of tar is getting sweeter on the lips.
Tired: clubs, rallies and gatherings,
And certification tightens its claws.
What? Correction? What? Innovation?
I stagger, I can barely stand
I'm almost in complete prostration,
But I give the standard to the state!
The writer wheezes from fatigue,
At the limit of the historian for a long time,
Rest mathematics a little,
But we still work!
We will not repent of our choice of centuries
And we don't want another job
Every day we smile at children
And, imagine, we are not smoldering - we are burning!
We endure any cataclysms,
What is not shouldered - we carry,
And any questions,
We breathe school and live school!
Leading
AT school life different things happen. Here is another situation that we will present in the vaudeville genre "It's all right, it's all right!"
Imagine this scene: the principal is on vacation and calls the school to find out how things are going.
On stage, the school principal and the secretary girl. She is sitting at the table, knitting, drinking tea, looking at a fashion magazine. Director's calls clearly interfere with her and distract her from her own affairs. They conduct their negotiations to the sound of the song “The Beautiful Marquise”.
Director
Ale-ale, beautiful marquise,
What's the news for us?
Secretary
Let me reassure you.
The other day a magazine was stolen from us,
We've been looking for him for a week
All is well, all is well.
Director
Ale-ale, what's the news?
What's the news for us?
Secretary
No sad surprises.
Let me reassure you.
The magazine was found. restored,
But all the others drowned ...
As for the rest, let me assure you,
All is well, all is well.
Director
Ale-ale, what's the news?
What's the news for us?
Secretary
No sad surprise
Let me reassure you.
For the cross we took all the medals.
Half the school broke their legs there,
As for the rest, let me assure you,
All is well, all is well.
Director
Hello Hello! Tell me really
Broken legs for success?
Where are all the teachers looking?
I'll come, I'll fire everyone at once!
Secretary
They worked so hard on the cross
What, apparently, in more often got lost!
As for the rest, let me assure you,
All is well, all is well!
Director
Hello Hello! The teachers are gone?
What a disgrace! What a blow!
But did you at least look for them in the forest?
What a scandal! What a nightmare!
Secretary
What to look for? They will find themselves.
What can happen to teachers?
If they don't get poisoned by mushrooms,
They will always find a way to school.
Don't worry, we're all great!
How could you doubt?
For champions affected
personally
We bought crutches.
Gypsum was applied as best they could.
But the children did not come to school.
They were not even found at home.
The school closed for renovations.
The plumbing broke in it.
And the roof leaked too.
As for the glass
Broken down a long time ago
And only one window is intact ...
As for the rest, let me assure you,
All is well, all is well!
A poem about a teacher.
The teacher is like a hero soldier.
There is a table on the stage, next to it is a chair. Othello paces nervously across the stage. Desdemona enters.
OTHELLO (rushing towards her)
I hear steps. Finally at home
My wife will cook dinner for me.
I'm hungry as hell, Desdemona!
Desdemona
Othello, I don't have lunch.
Othello
I'm really not in the mood for jokes, dear,
Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time!
I'm just dying of hunger...
Desdemona
But I was working, not going to the movies!
Othello
What's in your bag? Again notebooks!
Did you bring it home? Woe to me!
Desdemona
With your nerves, I see, not everything is in order,
You even screamed more than once in your sleep!
He sits down to check his notebooks.
Othello
Listen to Desdemona, it would be really nice to have a bite to eat now!
Desdemona
Othello! We already ate today!
And even harmful to eat at such a late hour.
But if you really want, you can, dear,
Fry the eggs, just by yourself.
Don't distract me, please, my love!
There are three eggs left, enough for us.
Othello
What are the three? I ate two yesterday.
Desdemona
OK then. Roast yourself one.
Othello
But the refrigerator is empty!
Desdemona
Well, I don't know, Where could it suddenly disappear?!
Othello
Listen, I have a job too,
But nothing comes to my mind from hunger!
Desdemona
Oh, dear, well, come up with, right, something:
Take lessons! And the hunger will disappear.
Othello
Unsatisfied my hunger. Really
How hard is it for you to go to the store?
Desdemona
I thought I'd come by at the end of the week
But you could buy something yourself!
You're bothering me, honey. By the way,
So little time left, dear!
I will be on duty at school until night:
My class is walking at the disco.
Othello
What disco?! What jokes?
Our family is about to fall apart!
Desdemona
Oh, you know, not a minute left
There, waiting for me already, go, my class.
Othello
Like hell from incense, you run away from home.
Your job is more important than your family.
Did you pray at night, Desdemona?
Die unfortunate! Die, my love!
What does the word "teacher" mean?
Mentor, sage, man?
Which value is more important
Argue for a century.
I think it's just a profession
It is not enough to name a teacher:
Choose your calling
Fate showed him.
There is none among us
Who would live without a teacher!
The hands of a doctor and a tailor,
scientist and driver
Know the priceless power
given to them by their teacher.
The song "The First Teacher" sounds.
In 2 parts
PART 1
On the stage is a group of students.
Teacher! This name sounds priceless
In the hearts of mankind for many centuries.
2nd h t e c:
Teacher! Before your name
Let me humbly kneel.
The 1st verse sounds with a chorus from the song "School Years".
Pupils read the poem "Teacher" by K. Ibryaev.
Do you remember it was around
A sea of colors and sounds.
From warm mother's hands
The teacher took your hand.
He put you in first grade
Solemn and respectful.
Your hand and now
In the hands of your teacher.
The pages of books turn yellow
Change the name of the river
But you are his student:
Then, now and forever!
And if life is big
Willingly or involuntarily
You suddenly twist your soul
He will be very hurt.
7th reader:
And if in a harsh hour
You stand like a man
A smile spills from your eyes
Beams of good wrinkles
8th reader:
Give in the fresh breeze
Brighter for her to flare up.
From warm mother's hands
Master took your heart!
The chorus from the song "School Years" sounds.
He explained things to me that were difficult,
He taught me how to understand the world.
And under his dictation I for the first time
He brought out two words: "Motherland and mother."
He was sometimes strict with us, sometimes cheerful,
He could bewitch with his story.
And proudly I walked home from school
Ink stains from head to toe.
1st reader:
To those who introduced us to the first class,
2nd reader:
Who does everything for us
3rd reader:
Those who give knowledge
4th reader:
Who takes us to the theater
5th reader:
To those who give us grades,
6th reader:
Who will not leave us in trouble,
7th hour:
For those who don't get lazy
8th reader:
Who will teach us to work
9th reader:
Who brings light to people
All in unison:
Hello student!
The melody of the song "What is taught at school" sounds.
Even a first grader goes to school
This day is in a hurry
To congratulate on this holiday
Dear teachers.
What is the hardest thing in the world?
Answer!
What do all our children need?
Guess!
Care and kindness
Knowledge is light
These are the things that
No teacher!
Pupils read a poem by I. Tokmakova
“Who will we give a bouquet to?”
Who will always help you
Support with a kind word,
What he did not understand, he will explain,
Praise you for your success?
Who will put with a smile
Long-awaited five?
Who is always upset
If you deserve a deuce?
6th reader:
This is our strict teacher.
7th reader:
This is our good teacher.
We come to class every day
As if at home.
Second mothers for us
You have become...
Wait, what do you call mom
teachers? It's funny, because he's a man!
He's a mom anyway!
To you, rebellious fate volunteers,
To you, who have forgotten peace forever,
To you, shining like a drop of the sun,
Enlightened us with a bright dream,
To you from all our mischievous brethren,
Restless, anxious, crazy,
From everything from the boyish rati
Bow to you the lowest, earthly!
For care and rigor, for work and for honesty,
And for the smart humanity we need,
And for the fact that the teacher is always a fighter,
You forever girlish tenderness
And the gratitude of our hearts!
The melody “Songs of the First Grader” sounds (music by E. Hank).
You learned a little
Something and somehow.
So, education, thank God,
We are not smart enough to shine.
When you enter the class
There's something terrible going on
Everyone is in a hurry to write off
And everyone does not sit still,
Hurry to flip through the textbook
And talk enough.
6th reader: Attention! Five minutes of school questions and answers.
Question: What is good and what is bad?
Answers are given by different students, one by one:
It's good to meet the director on the street.
It's bad to meet him on the street during lessons.
It's good when the teacher got sick and didn't come to school.
- It’s bad if he got sick, but he came to school.
6th reader: Question: Why do you need to go to school?
- You need to go to school in order for teachers to be
things to do.
For this humble creation
We apologize;
Though we deserve punishment
All in unison:
Accept our wishes!
The students leave.
PART 2
School scenes
Scene 1 "It was in the evening"
A group of students with bows, in elegant dresses, with toys, with a book, with a bucket. The song "Top-top" sounds - the 1st verse with a chorus. The music subsides.
It was evening, there was nothing. Who was walking on the street, Who was resting in the aftercare.
1st reader:
And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! And you?
2nd reader:
We have a guest today! And you?
3rd h t e c:
And today we have a cat
I gave birth to kittens yesterday.
The kittens have grown a little
They don't want to eat from a saucer.
4th reader:
And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?
5th reader:
And we have plumbing. Here.
6th reader:
And from our window
The middle school is visible.
And from our window -
A little work room.
The song “What is taught at school” sounds - the 1st verse.
"Kids" turn into students with books, briefcases.
2nd reader:
And we have a fun class! This time.
3rd reader:
We found a gas mask - that's two.
And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the hallway
I ran like crazy.
5th h t e c:
How crazy?
Well, what is it?
But to the "beshka", for example,
A policeman came.
6th reader:
And we got an eyeball. And you?
1st reader:
And we have an emergency class. And you?
And your sister Nyura is a fool.
She has few convolutions -
That's what the teacher told us.
In the classroom, then the neighbor's neighbor
He beat me with a book after dinner.
A book? This is bullshit.
Here is a portfolio - yes!
5th reader:
But we have a cool teacher,
1st reader:
Very kind and funny
2nd reader:
exemplary,
3rd reader:
In a word, just
All: Wonderful!
The students leave the stage. The curtain closes.
Scene 2
The melody of ditties sounds. 3 boys come out in caps, from under which curled curls are visible, in the buttonholes of their jackets - by flower.
They sing ditties.
Yaroslavl guys,
We always go together.
And today we are ditties
Let's sing to you guys.
Learned very quickly
Julia and Katya new verse.
And got four
Unfortunately for two.
Lesha put his hands in his trousers,
Reflects: how to be?
It would be necessary to take out, like, hands,
Yes, you can’t - I forgot to wash it!
Our Andrew this week
I handed the notebook to the teacher.
He doesn't know what to do with her
Clean, wash or wash.
Elya and Zhenya at the lesson
They chatter like magpies.
Call them to answer
They put a seal on their lips!
Our Ilya is a super-agile goalkeeper,
The guy catches every ball.
And in the dictation he made mistakes
Passes - well, at least cry!
We joked a little
Laughed at themselves
If something was added -
So small offense!
To the music of ditties, the guys slowly leave the stage.
The curtain opens. On the stage, a “teacher” sits at a table.
The student appears.
Scene 3 "Worm with ears"
(Based on the story of E. Lebedeva from the program "Baby Monitor")
Student (addressing the audience): Vera Petrovna put an end to me.
Teacher (to the audience): Yes, yes! I put an end to Skvortsovo. My subject does not exist for him.
Student (addressing the audience): I do not argue with Vera Petrovna. But why cross? From me, maybe in time a great scientist will turn out. And she is a cross! Well, let at least a point. The point, everyone knows, is in the magazine when they are going to be called to the board. And so it happened, I was called. And the question was quite simple!
Vera Petrovna: Tell me, Skvortsov, why does the worm belong to the annelids type?
Skvortsov (quickly): Because his body consists of wheels!
Vera Petrovna: What wheels are these made of?
Skvortsov: Round ones, I saw them myself. And with the help of these wheels the worm walks.
Vera Petrovna: Maybe you can tell us more about what the worm breathes with?
Skvortsov: Of course, the worm breathes through its nose.
Vera Petrovna: Nose?!
Skvortsov: Yes, with the nose. And if the nose is blocked, then he breathes with his ears.
Vera Petrovna: That's it, Skvortsov, I give you a deuce. Only the class made me laugh with his "answer.
Vera Petrovna leaves.
Skvortsov (addressing the audience): Do you think that I am the only one being laughed at in the class? Not! Yesterday we handed out an essay, and one wrote that he found a kitten and that became his feathered friend! In! .. And then you think, "a worm with ears" (leaves the stage).
Scene 4 Primitive Apprentice
1st reader (informing the audience the news): Did you hear? A Primitive Disciple has come to visit us.
He leaves on the desks
On textbooks and maps
Dots, dashes, icons,
Squiggles and hooks.
Changed gradually
Every wall in the classroom.
And now we don't have walls
And solid letters.
1st reader (surprised):
painted faces
Watching from windows and doors.
The fourth grade became similar
To the savage camp.
1st reader (to the audience):
What era are you?
Together:
Do you have a class or a cave?
Scene 5 "Excellent student"
1st reader (to the audience):
Everyone has their own interest in life:
2nd reader (to the audience):
Sasha's hobby is drawing,
And Olya is a dendrologist,
1st reader (interrupting):
She likes the forest.
2nd reader:
Vanya has a craving for cars.
1st reader:
Serezha is proud of his collection of butterflies.
2nd reader (enthusiastically):
Such collections are rare!
1st reader (continuing):
Ilya is interested in both books and sports.
2nd reader (with irony, to Tanya standing aside):
And Tanechka -
The 1st and 2nd readers laugh.
Tanya (denies):
I read according to the school curriculum.
2nd reader:
To only put five in the magazine? ..
1st reader:
To brag at home to mom.
(shrugs haughtily):
Always be different
There is already such
This is my order.
Get five with a minus -
River tears!
2nd reader:
Gets a four
Seizure!
It's a wonderful thing to study for five,
We wish you five forty pieces,
But there is something to forget
Unthinkable for the sake of fives.
A desk mate is weak in tasks (Tanya):
Will you help, Tanya, a neighbor?
Tanya:
No.
She is indifferent to someone else's fate -
Help is not marked.
1st reader:
They asked her (Tanya):
"Would you like to become
Third class counselor?
She laughed.
Tanya (laughing):
“Wipe your nose?
There are a lot of worries without it!”
Yesterday she flatly refused
Create a wall newspaper.
Tanya (with irony):
For the class to try?
What an interest!
Fives are not put for this!
She glared at her friends and left.
2nd reader:
Tanya is in command
Returning home.
Tanya came out and sat down on a chair in the middle of the hall.
Iron my new dress!
An excellent student has no time to iron herself!
Conditions must be created for her! ..
1st reader (with reproach):
A tired mother is busy in the kitchen,
And Tanya is sitting on the couch.
Tanya (playfully, laughing):
Why get tired? Why help?
Help is not marked
1st h t e c:
But the truth is, it's a pity that the report card is not
Something like friendship.
And helping parents is a glorious subject,
And sensitivity needs to be assessed.
Tanya would not have been an excellent student then,
Tanya would have bad things to do!
1st and 2nd readers together:
Because on these subjects to stand
Could have "cola", not the proud "five"!
Scene 6 "Funny reportage"
1st speaker: Attention! Attention!
2nd reader: Our microphone is installed on the platform of the second floor.
1st reader: There are five minutes left until the end of the break.
2nd reader: In the corridor at the window we see Zhenya Ivanov and Mikhail Petrov.
1st reader: They are both in good shape. Suddenly Misha slaps Zhenya on the back of the head. Zhenya responds with a series of light blows.
2nd reader: Three more guys join them.
1st reader: As a result of this “pentathlon”, Zhenya and Misha lose their shape.
2nd reader: Misha's sleeve is torn off and one button flies off.
1st reader: Zhenya has a huge bruise the size of a chicken egg under his eye.
2nd reader: The competition continues. Sergey Sidorov performs a high-speed descent along the railing of the stairs.
1st reader: One of the sambo wrestling techniques, namely the "pain hold", was carried out by Igor Kuznetsov: he pulled Natasha Popova's hair.
2nd reader: Shame on Igor! They are in different weight categories! But then the bell rang.
1st reader: At the entrance to the physics office, competitions in "weightlifting" begin. Nosov Ivan is especially distinguished. He presses, pushes, snatches and... breaks into the class first!
2nd reader: But he was late. Under the desks of the first column, Oleg Naumov is already lying and blowing soap bubbles.
1st reader: There is very little left before the start of the lesson.
2nd reader: Dima Pirogov and Maxim Stepanov, in the last seconds, finish the exercise ... given at home.
1st reader: All sorts of surprises are prepared for the participants in these unsportsmanlike games.
2nd reader: Starting from a deuce in behavior and ending with an extraordinary call of parents to school.
Together: This concludes our report. Thank you for your attention!
Scene 7 "Favor"
Reader:
Today Nikolai stealthily asked a friend:
Andrey walks slowly across the stage, with a briefcase in his hands. Per
Nikolai hurriedly runs after him.
Nikolay (stops Andrey):
Andryusha! Do a favor!
With all my heart I ask you (looks around):
Give me a notebook, I'll write down the answers.
Andrew (indignantly):
What is this, Kolya, for manners?!
Then you ask for the solution of an example,
I forgot all the cases
And you beg: tell me! ..
You have no shame at all!
Turns and leaves.
Nikolai (running after him, blocking the road):
There is shame, but I'm only forgetful:
I don’t remember what was given at home,
At least kill.
Andrei did not believe, waved his hand, trying to leave.
Nikolai (grabs Andrei by the sleeve, does not let go):
I promised you Andrew
And I repeat again:
From now on, I will not write off either a figure or a word!
And now give! I ask with all my heart!
Andrew (after some hesitation gives up):
Well, if so -
He sighed, opens his briefcase, takes out a notebook.
Take it (gives the notebook to Nikolai).
Write (leaves).
Nikolai opens the notebook, examines the entry.
If you look closely, in every school
You will find subjects like Kolya.
Everyone reproaches them, shames them, does not beat them.
Nikolai (triumphantly, waving his notebook):
Ha ha! .. and they give you to write off!
Reader:
Yes, they still let you write off.
Scene 8 "Spin the snow"
(story by V. Golyavkin)
“A storm covers the sky with darkness, twisting snow whirlwinds,” I yelled at the whole house.
I put the book aside and read with expression:
- Covering a storm with darkness, twist snow twirls ...
Something wrong. I started again:
- A storm of mist...
I suddenly forgot that the storm covers. I began to think and soon remembered. I was so happy that I started again:
- A storm covers the sky, it is dark ...
DARK? What it is? I became uncomfortable. This, in my opinion, was not. I looked at the book. Well, it is! There is no MGLOE! I began to read, looking into the book: everything turned out as in a book. But as soon as I closed the book, I suddenly read:
- Morning howls the sky like a grave ...
It wasn't like that at all. I understood it right away. I always see when it's wrong. But what is the point in the end? Why can't I remember?
“You don’t need to cram,” said the older brother. - Break-
figure out what's wrong.
I began to understand. This means that the storm covers the sky with its haze and at the same time twists snow whirlwinds with all its might. I closed the book and read clearly:
- A storm covers the sky with darkness, twisting snow whirlwinds ...
I didn't make any more mistakes.
Scene 9 "Sergey Ivanov escaped from physical education"
1st student (follows the fleeing Ivanov
and shouts to the rest of the guys):
Sergei Ivanov escaped from physical education!
Sergey (justifying himself in front of the audience):
Enter my position:
I read a book about a brave pilot,
And now I got a sequel.
Physical education lesson is a trifling lesson!
Let someone take a puff?
And the book is a friend of a guy
He gave me only until Saturday!
Takes a chair, sits down and reads
1st student:
And now at home, forgetting about everything,
Sergey reads in rapture:
Serge (reads):
“Motors roared! .. Below, under the wing,
The earth floated away.
For brave people no matter the height,
Airplanes are flying above the clouds.”-
Puts down the book, sighs.
Eh!
1st student (in confidence):
Seryoga has a big dream:
Sergey (dreamy):
Learn to become a pilot!
I want about the life of brave people
Find out everything in detail first.
And this, of course, is much more important,
Than classes in the School gym.
1st student (mockingly):
Sergey does not know that a fearless hero,
The one that this book is about
Was in school years good sportsman,
The boy loved physical education.
The melody of "School Waltz" by D. Kabalevsky sounds. Couples swirl on stage. Then all the participants of the performance appear and sing the song “We wish you happiness!” (words by I. Shaferan).
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